I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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