I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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