I'm eating all of the evidence.
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
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She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
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There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
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