Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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