if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
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oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
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DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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