once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
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i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
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God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
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Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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