so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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