You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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