He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
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Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
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He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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