She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
this will be a night to untag.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I touched a dick in church today
All I want is dick and wine.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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