wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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