Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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