You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
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It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
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Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
did i just pee glitter
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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