your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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