Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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