Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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