More tranny stories later!
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Holy sore nipples Batman
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
We smell like vodka and hangover
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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