ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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