maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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