Will you blow on my dice?
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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