my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
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At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
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and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Come share oat with me in your robe
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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