Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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