i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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