So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
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