I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
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