No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
You need Xanax blowdarts
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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