You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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