Pregnant stripper...not hot.
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
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I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
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I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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