It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize