Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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