oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
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I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
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Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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