I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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