I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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