so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
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Threesome in a minivan. New low
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
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Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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