sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
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Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
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You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
All I want is dick and wine.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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