i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
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He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
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He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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