it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
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look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
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She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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