Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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