it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
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I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
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My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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