dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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