I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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