Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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