That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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