your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
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Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
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Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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