When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
this boner is exhausting
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Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
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Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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