they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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