last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
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Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
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I feel like I smell like bad decisions
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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