ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
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just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
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most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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