I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
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we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
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So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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