I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
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The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
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He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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