i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
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That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
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you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Randomize