No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
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I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
So much Jack, so little girl.
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Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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