suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
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